Do you have someone for whom you need a present but would classify as
naughty and not nice? Do they have a desire for gadgets to make them
feel like James Bond? There are spy gadgets designed to go undetected,
products that were once considered science fiction, but can be purchased
without needing to be a part of an elite secret service or military
branch. Some of these spy gadgets barely squeak by as legal. So if you
have a spy or spyette on your shopping list, perhaps one of these 15
hi-tech spy gadgets would be perfect for them. Oh wait . . . as the list
goes down, they get creepy enough to almost induce full blown paranoia.
Maybe these spy gadgets would be the perfect creepy gifts for stalkers?
Lasers
These
are not toy lasers to play with indoors for your cat to chase around
for your amusement. Wicked Lasers puts out two lasers straight out of
some James Bond flick. On the left is the Elite Pro which has ridiculous
burning power in such a tiny package. The military swears by it, using
these tightly focused green beams like long distance matches for burning
and melting. On the right is the Photonic Disruptor tactical laser. It
was featured on Discovery Channel’s “Future Weapons”. Point the
non-lethal versatile focused or unfocused beam towards potential threats
at a distance and it will temporarily overwhelm a threat’s visual sense
without causing permanent eye damage.
Bluetooth Spy
Micro spy earphones like the upper left have been in circulation, but
Brickhouse Security brings it to a new level. The invisible spy Micro
Bluetooth headset goes deep into the ear and is so low that it cannot be
seen. Although it requires no batteries, it would take a super-strong
magnet to pull it from your ear canal. That takes care of sound spying
but Brickhouse has another Bluetooth spy gadget to be your secret ear
and eye in the sky. This average looking and fully functional Bluetooth
headset is so much more with a pinhole camera hidden deep within. No one
will suspect that your Bluetooth headset is actually capturing covert
video surveillance with audio.
Lighter Spy
Lighters can be used to conduct secret video surveillance or are
ideal for any covert operation where gathering evidence is important for
you. Besides using these lighters for their obvious purpose of fire,
you can leave it in your home or office to record everything that is
happening while you are gone. Are you not the type to carry a refillable
lighter but a disposable cheapo? These spy lighters come in all shapes,
colors and sizes.
80,000 Volt Electric Briefcase
If you are carrying around documents that cannot fall into enemy
hands, or money or jewelry or anything vital to keep safe, then there
are normal looking briefcases that can help you keep your valuables
safe. Although they come in differing colors, all come with a remote
control so you can shock the living daylights out of the thief. You can
activate the screaming alarm by simply pushing a button on the remote
control, but when you push a second button you will activate the
electric shock alarm. Then the person who stole your suitcase will let
go immediately! Nobody will be able to grab or take the suitcase without
having the snot shocked out of them.
Cell Phone Spy
No matter what reason you come up with to need these cell phone
spying devices, we are moving much closer into the realm of creepy
stalker. The SIM card spy makes it possible to read deleted text
messages and private data from any SIM card. Not enough James Bond for
you? The bottom image is the world’s smallest, fully integrated GSM
Listening Device. With an unlimited range, you can call from any phone
and listen immediately to a conversation from anywhere in the world.
Tiniest Spy Cameras
Micro cameras are getting smaller every day. The top right is the
world’s smallest cam, a pinhole size CMOS camera which you can see
size-wise sitting upon a dime. For another dimension of creepy spying,
there are cameras in screw heads. There are also all various sizes of
button cams.
Keylogger – Computer Spying
Yes, there are hundreds of software keylogger options. Anti-spyware
vs. spyware, sooner or later most software keyloggers will be detected.
For the ultimate in creepy computer spying, this keylogger plugs in and
records all keystrokes. It uses no system resources and runs in the
background. It stores everything typed on the keyboard and will suffer
no data loss when unplugged. If this is for relationship spying, perhaps
it’s time to seek counseling or get out. Believe it or not, it can get
worse.
GPS Lingerie
(image credits: Gizmodo)
“Find Me If You Can” is the name of this lingerie with a pager-sized
GPS device sewn into a bodice. For starters, unless you have some kinky
thrills from it . . . run ladies if you find a GPS in your lingerie.
Take it out first or else you can be tracked. In fact, if you don’t want
to pull a Dirty Harry and point your gun at him to tell him to back off
or make your day, then maybe you need your own covert spy/weapon
gadgets like below.
For Ladies
Lipstick comes in all colors, glosses and now weaponry. Lipstick can
be camouflaged as a stun gun, 350,000 volts worth of shock power if you
need it for spying or for protection. The top left “lipstick” comes with
a two-in-one function: Stun gun and LED Light. The top right “lipstick”
packs 2 million volts! On the bottom left, these lipticks are actually
knifes. If shanking someone is not to your liking, nor shocking someone
senseless, then maybe wearing the ring would work for you. It’s not just
jewelry as when you squeeze it, pepper spray squirts out from next to
the stone. Whether you are a spy, want to feel a bit safe, or have some
stalker putting GPS tracking in your lingerie, there are enough choices
out there to suit most anyone.
